Little Britney Spears turns 30 today
... but it seems like only yesterday that she was in the Mickey Mouse
Club, recording smash hits, posing in a bra on Rolling Stone, dating Justin Timberlake, attempting to act in a movie, dancing with snakes, kissing Madonna,
marrying for 55 hours, getting an annulment, remarrying, having kids,
driving with her kids in her lap, divorcing, partying with Paris,
flashing her Britney, dating the paparazzi, traipsing barefoot through
Malibu gas stations, shaving her head, attacking paps with an umbrella,
going to rehab, going to rehab, going to rehab, imploding at the VMAs,
being hauled out on a gurney, wearing pink wigs, almost losing custody
of her kids, being put under a conservatorship, gazing blankly into
space, lip synching, arm dancing, falling for her agent and getting back
on top.
Here's to 30 more great years in the spotlight, Brit Brit.
Here's to 30 more great years in the spotlight, Brit Brit.
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