Madonna's Stalker Creepy Storage Locker ... REVEALED!

A storage locker belonging to the guy who once served a a 10-year sentence for stalking Madonna has just been opened up ... and ... it's weird.

The locker belonged to Robert Dewey Hoskins (who also threatened Halle Berry) -- and the contents were auctioned off earlier this month because he failed to pay the bill.

Among the gems ... a TON of Madonna memorabilia (including CDs and photos) ... as well as condoms, women's jewelry, box cutters, scissors, a bible and a super creepy mask. Like we said ... weird.

The buyer of the locker (who paid $1,900 for it) had no idea Hoskins was renting the unit before the auction ... but was able to ID the stalker through paperwork discovered in the locker, as well as a few prescription bottles left behind.

We're told the buyer informed Applied Facts, a private investigation company, which then contacted the LAPD ... which is yet to investigate the locker's contents.

Chris Brown's Girlfriend Oh, By the Way ... We're Happy Together!

Lost in all the Chris Brown/Rihanna possible reunion madness is the fact that CB has a serious girlfriend -- and sources close to her tell TMZ the two of them are doing quite well in their relationship .... thank you very much!

Sources close to Karrueche Tran tell TMZ she is unfazed by the recent rash of RiRi rumors. In fact, we're told CB and KT are now actually living together.

As for CB showing up to Rihanna's birthday party, we're told that didn't bother Karrueche either ... because he came home to her that night and whisked her to Miami the next day to celebrate Valentine's Day.

According to our sources, Chris professes his love to Karrueche daily and he has no plans to leave her for Rihanna.

Almost makes you say, "Awwww" ... until you remember ...

Marston Hefner's Alleged Victim I'm QUITTING Playboy ... For Now

The Playmate who was allegedly kicked and beaten by Hugh Hefner's son Marston is disassociating herself from Playboy ... at least for the foreseeable future -- TMZ has learned.

Sources close to 20-year-old Claire Sinclair tell us, the model has canceled all future Playboy-related appearances, events, and photoshoots pending the outcome of her domestic violence case with Marston.

Claire has even lawyered up with powerhouse attorney Keith Davidson -- who tells us, "We are taking this matter extremely seriously and we are completing a thorough investigation into this situation."

TMZ broke the story ... 21-year-old Marston was arrested Sunday night after allegedly kicking and punching Sinclair during an argument in their Pasadena, CA apartment.

Sinclair said she wouldn't press charges against him if he gave a public apology -- and got psychiatric help. The incident is currently under investigation.

Britney Spears Agrees to Pay Beauty Company To End Lawsuit

Britney Spears is coughing up some dough to settle a lawsuit in which she's accused of being a perfume traitor.

Britney was sued by Brand Sense Partners -- a beauty company that hooked her up with Elizabeth Arden to front her Radiance perfume.  Under the deal, Brand Sense was supposed to get 35% of Brit's profits.

But according to the suit, Britney and daddy Jamie entered into a secret deal with Elizabeth Arden and cut Brand Sense out of the deal.

The financial terms of the settlement are redacted, but the docs make it clear -- Britney paid Brand Sense commissions for a period of years, in addition to a lump sum.

Kevin Costner Bringing Baggage to Whitney's Funeral

Kevin Costner had his hands full at LAX moments ago, where he's set to board a plane bound for Whitney Houston's "Home Going" ceremony in Jersey -- grabbing his wife with one hand, and a trolley bag with the other.

As TMZ previously reported, Whitney's funeral is expected to be star-studded -- with invites like Oprah, Stevie Wonder, and Aretha Franklin.

Mel Gibson was invited, but is unable to attend.

We posted video earlier today -- Ray J and Brandy are already on their way to the East Coast.

Amber Portwood Judge Deals Crushing Blow to 'Teen Mom' Career

Amber Portwood's "Teen Mom" career is teetering on the edge of extinction ... because an Indiana judge has imposed a sentence that makes it next to impossible for Amber to appear on the MTV show anytime soon.  

Portwood was in court yesterday to deal with the fallout of a recent drug arrest -- and hammered out details in a plea deal that will keep her out of the slammer ... as long as she doesn't screw up.

According to law enforcement sources ... Amber has been ordered to live in a halfway house for up to 3 years and get a court approved 9-to-5 job that she must attend at least 5 days a week.

We're told "Teen Mom" will NOT count as a job. PLUS, the judge has banned Portwood from taping any MTV project while staying at the halfway house, working her job or appearing in court. Doesn't leave Amber much room for reality TV.

Also, Amber is not allowed to tape anything while hanging out with any other girls who also live at the halfway house.

We're told the judge reached out to MTV ... and the network assured the court it would not sue Amber for breaking her contract with the show because of the sentencing ... a sure sign they are planning on moving on from her story.

Miley Cyrus High & Waisted on Acid ... Wash

With her shorter Rachel 'do in full effect, Miley Cyrus got nostalgic while at lunch with a pal in L.A. on Thursday ... by wearing her favorite "Designing Women" blazer, Madonna's "Open Your Heart" bustier and a pair of high-waisted acid wash jeans last seen backstage at a Bon Jovi concert in 1987.

Just like Gaga, the 19-year-old is very fashion forward.