Lamar & Khloe We Got a Mouth to Pee In, Too!

The Rolling Stones memorabilia museum in Germany isn't the only place in the world with giant mouth-shaped urinals -- Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian got one too ... and TMZ has a pic!!!

As we previously reported, several women in Germany are pissed over the lippy whiz receptacles in the German museum -- claiming they're demeaning to women -- but the museum owner is refusing to remove them ... because they're damn expensive.

But according to sources, Khloe and Lamar's urinal isn't so lucky -- and will be getting the heave-ho in the near future as part of a remodeling project in their Tarzana, CA home.

We're told it has nothing to do with how offensive the urinal may or may not be -- it just doesn't fit with the new decor ... so it's gotta go.

Lindsay Lohan Enough Crap to Fill TWO Moving Trucks

Lindsay Lohan has so much junk in her Venice Beach house ... she had to call a SECOND giant moving truck today to help her pack up.

TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay's moving out of her Venice pad because she no longer feels safe living there -- after a strange man knocked on her front door New Year's Day, demanding to speak to her.

Lindsay's been living out of the legendary Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood ever since the trespassing incident -- and is currently moving her stuff into storage until she decides where to make her next move.

And we're told ... that move could be to New York City.

TMZ Live Nicki Minaj's Banned Video The Conspiracy Theory

Nicki Minaj's music video was banned from BET, but Harvey and Charles aren't convinced it was yanked because it's explicit -- there are much worse music videos getting air time. So what's the real reason? Money making plot, perhaps??

Plus, Mitt Romney says he doesn't care about poor people -- is he shamelessly taking advantage of middle class anger ... and heating up America's class war in the process? Also, no love for Snooki in Jersey -- what gives?!!

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry It's Nail-Biting Time

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are going about their business today ... but they are both on pins and needles waiting for the judge in their custody case to lay down the law on how they will be parenting 3-year-old Nahla.

Halle was walking on crutches with BF Olivier Martinez in West Hollywood this AM, while Gabriel was taking Nahla to school.

The judge is about to decide a number of critical issues in their custody war -- including whether Gabriel should be stripped of contact with Nahla while police investigate him for child endangerment, whether the nanny should be fired, and whether they should be forced into mediation to work on co-parenting issues.

Nicki Minaj's New Music Video BANNED from BET

Don't expect to catch Nicki Minaj's latest music video "Stupid H*e" on BET -- because TMZ has learned the network is REFUSING to air it.

We spoke with a rep for BET who wouldn't specify exactly why the network has banned the video -- simply saying BET will not be broadcasting it.

But sources at the company tell us, the ban was put in place because the video's just too explicit for TV.

The song lyrics alone are bad enough -- repeating the phrase "stupid h*e" dozens of times -- but the video itself is damn raunchy too, showing several nearly naked female figures. Normally this is where we'd post the video ... but in this case, just Google it.

It's pretty great -- especially if you like Nicki's butt in a thong.

Miley Cyrus Benz Over for $127K

Miley Cyrus can go from 0-60 in 5.3 seconds ... without a top on ... and all it cost her was a cool $127,000 ... TMZ has learned. 

Cyrus dropped by a Mercedes Benz dealership in Encino, CA last week ... and drove off the lot in a brand new white 2012 SL550 convertible.

Sources close to Miley tell us ... the former Disney star paid for the entire thing up front ... because she can.

The best part ... Miley didn't even turn in her old car ... a bodyguard drove it back to her pad so she could joyride in her new toy.

The lesson -- it's good to be rich.

Madonna's Super Bowl Show Bring On the HATERS!!

Madonna is a condescending, out-of-touch megalomaniac ... and that's exactly why she might be the PERFECT act for the Super Bowl Halftime show.